Sunday, April 25, 2010

Insult to the Liver

In medicine, if there is a blow or other injury to the liver, physicians will often say that the patient suffered an insult to the liver. I am sure you know where I am going with this. Who can resist imagining insults to the liver? Here are a few:
  • Your liver is ugly
  • Your mother's liver is ugly
  • Your liver can't hold a candle to mine
  • Your liver is stupid
  • Your liver can't tell the difference between hepatitis A and hepatitis B
  • You have a puny liver
  • Your liver is so small, it won't show up on an MRI
  • Your liver is so tiny it looks like a kidney
Feel free to add your liver insults.

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