The Ten Commandments of Liver Disease

I heard a radio program about the Ten Commandments and decided to suggest some for liver disease:

1. Thou shall put no other priorities before me (translation: no alcohol)
2. Thou shall not idolize any other thing (translation: no alcohol)
3. Thou shall not get drunk and take thy name in vain (translation: no alcohol)
4. Remember thy liver and keep it holy (translation: no alcohol)
5. Honor thy liver (translation: no alcohol)
6. Thou shall not kill the liver (translation: no alcohol)
7. Though shall not cheat on me (translation: do not have an affair with alcohol)
8. Thou shall not steal any alcohol (no translation needed – you will hurt your liver AND go to jail )
9. Though shall not bear false witness against thy liver (translation: no alcohol)
10. Thou shall not covet another man’s bottle (nor should you buy your own bottle)