Porky and Bile

Apologies to George Gershwin, but it is hot here and I just never know what will appear in the Hepatitis Comics.This is sung to the tune of Summertime from Porgy and Bess:

Summertime,

And the liver is easy,

ALT is jumpin’

And bilirubin is high…

Your doctor’s rich

And your nurse is good lookin’

So hush little tummy,

Don’t you cry.

Do you think this will win a Tony?