Saturday, May 26, 2012

Medical Signs

A little medical humor for a change…
  • Sign over a Hepatologist’s Office: “Livers Only”
  • At a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
  • In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
  • On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."
  • At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
  • At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit, please back in."
  • In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
  • In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."