If Shakespeare Had Hepatitis C

If Shakespeare had hepatitis C, he might have written plays with the following titles:

If Shakespeare Had Hepatitis C

• Romeo and Jaundice
• As You Liver It 
• The Comedy of Livers 
• Love's Livers Lost 
• The Hepatologist of Venice 
• A Midsummer Night's Biopsy
• Much Ado About Hepatitis 
• Taming of the Gall Bladder
• Two Gastroenterologists of Verona 
• Ascites and Cirrhosis
• King Liver
• All's Well That Ends with a Sustained Virolgic Response