Light Hepatainment

Amusing his Liver

Although these are not liver-related jokes, we know that humor is good for the liver. These jokes appear in my email inbox from time-to-time and I hope they make your hepatocytes chuckle.

• When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
• What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
• I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
• Broken pencils are pointless.
• I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
• I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
• I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
• A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
• I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
• Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
• I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
• I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.