World Hepatitis Day

Today is World Hepatitis Day and to honor the occasion, I am not going to make anything up. I want to pass along information about the World Hepatitis Alliance’s campaign to set a Guinness World Record today. For more information, visit World Hepatitis Day.


This placard was created by Daryl Luster. Look for it all over the world...

Don’t worry, next week I will be back to my demented, biley self.

Lame Shows

There just isn’t enough programming on TV about the liver. Oprah has her own network, OWN. There is the Lifetime channel. It is time for the Liver channel. Here is the fall line-up:

Hepardy

Wheel of Misfortune

Liver and Order

Gall

America’s Got Bile

Hepatologist Who

Desperate Liverwives

Two and a Half Livers

America’s Top Liver

The West Lobe

The Liver Diaries

Buffy the Hepatitis-Slayer

I Love Liver

Little Liver on the Prairie

Xena: Liver Princess

And for late night viewers:

Liverman

Saturday Night Liver

Liver Coloring Books

Last week I horrified readers with my disclosure that I read books about the liver to my grandchildren. Lest you think I am completely off my rocker, let me assure you that I do normal things with my grand-kids. For instance, this week we are coloring in one of my favorite coloring books. 

Pat the Liver

Last week I showed a photo of my liverature (books about the liver), and this week, I feature one of my favorite liver books (other than Free from Hepatitis C, which I wrote). The book is Hepatitis C Virus (HCV) and Liver Disorders, published by Genentech. It is an incredibly well written and illustrated board book. Although it is not intended for children, the board book format conjures up pictures in my mind of reading this book to my grandchildren.

So, in true irreverent completely satirical fashion, I offer you Pat the Liver, with apologies to Dorothy Kunhardt, author of Pat the Bunny:

Judy can pat the liver

Now you pat the liver

Judy’s gall bladder can play peek-a-boo with her liver

Now you play peek-a-boo with your liver

Paul can smell his bile

Now you smell your bile

and so on…