Friday, December 17, 2010

Letter to Santa

Dear Santa,
Here is what I want for Christmas:
A pain-free non-invasive replacement for liver biopsies that is 100% accurate that also performs liposuction at the same time.
A 100% effective and cheap treatment for hepatitis C that has only one side effect—making people smarter.
A cheap C vaccine.
A congress that works together and agrees that funding hepatitis C is a great idea.
A shiny new liver that is installable without surgery and comes with a lifetime guarantee.
An iPhone (I figure I will need something fun to play with after I am healthy.)

Merry Christmas from someone who isn’t always good, but tries to be.

1 comment:

  1. You got me with the liposuction... And why not???