Letter to Santa

Dear Santa,

Here is what I want for Christmas:

A pain-free non-invasive replacement for liver biopsies that is 100% accurate that also performs liposuction at the same time.

A 100% effective and cheap treatment for hepatitis C that has only one side effect—making people smarter.

A cheap C vaccine.

A congress that works together and agrees that funding hepatitis C is a great idea.

A shiny new liver that is installable without surgery and comes with a lifetime guarantee.

An iPhone (I figure I will need something fun to play with after I am healthy.)

Merry Christmas from someone who isn’t always good, but tries to be.