Friday, July 15, 2011
Humor for the Liver
I may have a lot of gall using these vignettes from True Doctor Stories, but these are too funny to not use…
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So, how's your breakfast this morning?” “It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste,” the patient replied. I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled "KY Jelly." ~ Dr. Leonard Kransdorf, Detroit, MI
Friday, July 8, 2011
Growing a Liver
Scientists are trying to grow a human liver in a British laboratory. I can’t even grow flowers very well, so this is amazing. As worthy as growing a new liver is, I sure wish they’d also work on growing straight teeth, hair that doesn’t frizz, and breasts that don’t sag.
Saturday, July 2, 2011
Celebrating the 4th of July
It’s a typical Independence Day weekend here in Northern California. It’s hot and sunny. The watermelon and corn on the cob are in the fridge. There are plans to attend the parade, visit with friends and see the fireworks display.
Friday, June 24, 2011
Chopped Liver
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gathered around him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled the room.Sam perked up a bit and said to his wife, "That's it, one last time before I die I must have some of your delicious chopped liver." Sam's wife looked at him sadly and said, "Sorry Sam, it's for after."
Friday, June 17, 2011
Liver Joke
This joke is not politically correct or funny, but it does use the word liver...
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.
The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return. Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them “The first one who can use the words “liver” and “cheese” together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me.”
The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says “I love liver and cheese.”
“Oh, how childish,” said the Poodle. “That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever.”
She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said “How well can you do?” “Ummmm…I HATE liver and cheese,” blurts the Golden Retriever.
“My, my,” said the Poodle. “I guess it’s hopeless. That’s just as dumb as the Lab’s sentence.”
She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, “How about you, little guy?” The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in finesse, is a little Chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says…
“Liver alone. Cheese mine.”
Thursday, June 9, 2011
Another lively story from the True Doctor Stories series:
During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his medications. “Which one?” I asked. The patch. The nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it!" I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see. Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body! Now the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one. ~ Dr. Rebecca St. Clair, Norfolk, VA
Friday, June 3, 2011
More True Doctor Stories
Laughing out loud from this story from the True Doctor Stories series:
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